n. Short for weblog. A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries as "homework sucks" and "I slept until noon today."
v. intr. The act of posting to a weblog.
Blog A highly interesting and entertaining website that that can keep one fascinated for hours and hours. The Blog usually consists of jolly tales and deeply moving descriptions of the site owners journeys to and from work/school on their bicycle they have named with some witty name. I read Blogs for about 16-22 hours a day and find it an excellent subsitute for a real life and a good way to avoid making contact with the general public.